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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 04:50

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

So they tried

Why is Hinduism not polytheistic?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Minds and Behinds

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why is it rare for someone to despise both the Democrats and Republicans?

Then came..

share office space ...

Unacceptable again!

Do Republicans give permission to Democrats to vote for any candidate except for Kamala Harris?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

How did you know you weren't the narc?

So, the docs changed it to read

No go.

Next, they tried...

What is the alleged false reason behind Prince Harry's desperate demands for IPP (Intimate Partner Protection) for Meghan Markle and their family?

They put up a sign reading

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

I've never read the book. What did Dorian Grey do that was so immoral and sinful?

Nuts and Butts

Catatonics & High Colonics

Loons and Moons

Do polyphenols in mushrooms fight cancer or cause side effects?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Just Forget it!

No way

What is an easy way to get your driver's license?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No, not a chance

Freaks and Cheeks

Why are there no fossils for the 'missing link' that connects our ancestors with other species? Is this a misconception or is there another explanation?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Thumbs down again.

Scientists create a two-dimensional carbon material eight times stronger than graphene - Earth.com

Everyone loved it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good.

Gene Hackman’s Wife Died of Hantavirus. Now the Rodent-Borne Disease Is Spreading in the U.S. - AOL.com