What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 04:50

Still no good
So they tried
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Why is Hinduism not polytheistic?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why is it rare for someone to despise both the Democrats and Republicans?
Then came..
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
Do Republicans give permission to Democrats to vote for any candidate except for Kamala Harris?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
How did you know you weren't the narc?
So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I've never read the book. What did Dorian Grey do that was so immoral and sinful?
Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
Do polyphenols in mushrooms fight cancer or cause side effects?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
No way
What is an easy way to get your driver's license?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
Scientists create a two-dimensional carbon material eight times stronger than graphene - Earth.com
Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.